Ann: we’re gonna hug now.
April: noo
Ann: yep
April: ouch, you’re hurting me

David: would you and Amy Poehler ever if they say ‘oh, why don’t you women come on and host the Academy Awards?’

Tina: I don’t think so. I’ll tell you what: for a woman, just the amount of dresses that you would have to try on. That’s a dealbreaker. I’m out