When I was a kid, shows took breaks on the summer and that’s it. They didn’t keep you waiting for weeks or months!

jetgirl78:

Kate McKinnon does her Ellen impression on Ellen. (X)

ohmyrizzles:

“It looked like you were running from a spider.”

Please welcome, Aubrey Plaza! (x)

Ellen DeGeneres: Perez Hilton is a guy who was saying some nasty things about a lot of celebrities, and he realised he was a bully and he was on our show saying he was going to change. He told one of our producers that basically he started thinking about it because you confronted him. And I think it’s a fascinating story, I’d like you to share.